16 April 2005

Don't even ask how this idea popped into my head, but it did: imagine law firms named after presciption medications, and what kind of catchy slogans they'd use on their literature. This is probably really stupid, and at times very crass, but note it's being written late at night.

(1) "Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra, P.C."

"We'll stand up for you."

"Put a big firm to work for you."

"We'll go in swinging."

"You'll know that we're standing behind you."

"We're in it for the long haul--well, at least, the next four hours."

"Eighty years of experience in your hands."

[I'm sure there are more, but I'll show some restraint. And sorry for the last one....]

(2) "Celebrex & Vioxx"

"Time to die, sucker."

That's all I could come up with. Guess I'm not as familiar with prescription drugs as I thought.


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